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tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
“you cant have depression i saw you smile like five minutes ago stop crying”
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
times new roman is the most erotic font
you fucking pedestrian, it’s like you haven’t even SEEN garamond
ive got no time for font elitists, im over here beating off to times new roman like you wouldnt believe
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