remove kebab from premises

michaeljoeness: “the point of that video was to prove gavin goes both ways” THE POINT OF THAT...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:12:16 -0400

“the point of that video was to prove gavin goes both ways”

THE POINT OF THAT VIDEO WAS TO PROVIDE ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE ROOSTER TEETH AUDIENCE AND IS NOT IN ANY WAY INDICATIVE OF GAVIN’S SEXUAL ORIENTATION

anarcheluxemburg: billdegrassenyeson: In today’s episode of...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:42:00 -0400

anarcheluxemburg:

billdegrassenyeson:

In today’s episode of “Is Richard Dawkins a revered intellect or a guy I went to high school with?”

Funny. I thought new atheists were all about not blindly believing something from a book.

naffzilla: thecoolsumist: Anti-Designer Posters Poke Fun At...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:53:14 -0400

naffzilla:

thecoolsumist:

Anti-Designer Posters Poke Fun At Design Trends

by Camila Carmody

“It is currently a trend to produce and sell typographic posters illustrating witty or inspiring quotes. As a designer, I am tired of seeing the same thing over and over again. These posters are a lighthearted way for me to poke fun at this particular trend.”

It’s like someone made the joke I’ve wanted to make for 10 months now.

theseawasspooky: my friend came back from the UK today this is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:51:53 -0400

theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

zeroperks: KE$HA - STEPHEN

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:25:01 -0400

zeroperks:

KE$HA - STEPHEN

what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:09:31 -0400

what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"

thatferrybroad: wliabl: Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace,...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:08:05 -0400

thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D.

CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

buttstallion-sayshello: Carousel of Progress has to be one of...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:01:12 -0400

buttstallion-sayshello:

Carousel of Progress has to be one of my favorite attractions at Walt Disney World. It’s cheesy, nostalgic, and on a hot summer day, a nice break from the heat and crowds.

mudwerks: living embellishment of the garden 1919 (by Captain...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:32:25 -0400

mudwerks:

living embellishment of the garden 1919 (by Captain Geoffrey Spaulding)

msmildred: Clark Gable during the filming of “Manhattan...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:25:37 -0400

msmildred:

Clark Gable during the filming of “Manhattan Melodrama”, 1934.

i have to shower but i dont want to get in the shower i want to sleep

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:42:14 -0400

i have to shower but i dont want to get in the shower i want to sleep

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:40:18 -0400

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:41:02 -0400

sethhimself: Rivers Cuomo - “Longtime Sunshine” I’d be...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:40:18 -0400

sethhimself:

Rivers Cuomo - “Longtime Sunshine”

I’d be satisfied I know, in the simple things.

other girls: long hair, short skirts, makeup, texting on iphones and talking about boys

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:39:09 -0400

other girls: long hair, short skirts, makeup, texting on iphones and talking about boys
me: short hair, pants, vintage telephone, loud parties, symbolism, life-destroying obsession with an impossible fantasy, bleeding out in my own swimming pool. i'm jay gatsby.

im listening to grease and having a lot of high school feelings oh my goodness gracious i dont want...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:50:28 -0400

im listening to grease and having a lot of high school feelings oh my goodness gracious i dont want to leave my friends and xavier and oh jesus growing up is scary but i mean at least theres no way i’m going to be one of those people who peak in high school?? like i’m having a shitty time but i really love my friends?

I feel like a defective typewriter. I skipped a period.

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:43:38 -0400

I feel like a defective typewriter. I skipped a period.

kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:28:09 -0400

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value

i don’t get it

rexuality: realistic captions for selfies: i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty i...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:24:58 -0400

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty

i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird

i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes

i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit

this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

friendlyangryfeminist: dear straight people stop saying the gays stop saying my gays

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:20:28 -0400

friendlyangryfeminist:

dear straight people

stop saying the gays

stop saying my gays